Choice Q &A

For when the religious nuts in your life come off with some crackers.

Why are you mad at God?
“Because he’s supposed to be all good but he doesn’t even have the common decency to exist.”

God wants you to believe in him without rational proof.
“Then he’s certainly doing a fine job of not tempting me with evidence.”

Hitler was an atheist.
“I don’t know about Hitler’s religion, but I do know that he was heterosexual, so can I assume you’re against that, too?”

If there is no Heaven, then where do you go when you die?
“The same place you were before you were conceived, I assume.”